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25 Funny Food Quotes
WTF – Where’s The Food
I’m Just Going To Flip This Omelette…
Okay, We’re Having Scrambled Eggs.
You Only Live Once…lick The Bowl!
I’m On A Seafood Diet. I See Food And I Eat It.
If You Don’t Cut The Cake In Pieces And Just Eat The Whole Cake, Then You Only Had ONE PIECE!
Funny Food Quotes
The First Time I Saw Kiwi I Thought It’s A Potato With Fur.
My Favorite Exercise Is A Cross Between A Lunge And A Crunch… I Call It LUNCH.
I Want To Be Like A Caterpillar. Eat A Lot, Sleep For A While, And Then Wake Up Beautiful.
I Eat Cake Because It’s Somebody’s Birthyday Somewhere.
I’m Gonna Order A Pizza 5 Minutes Before The New Year, Then When It Arrives I’ll Say I Ordered It Last Year.
Funny Food Quotes And Sayings
How Do I Like My Egg? In A Cake.
Whenever I Am Sad I Go To My Favorite Place… The Fridge.
Life Is Like A Sandwich, You Have To Fill It With Best Ingredients.
I Lost Some Weight Once, But I Found It Again In The Fridge.
How Does A Train Eat? Chew..chew…
Funny Food Quotes From Chefs
An Onion Can Make People Cry, But There Has Never Been A Vegetable Invented To Make Them Laugh.
Popcorns Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.
Indigestion Happens When You Love Food That Hates You.
Spaghetti Can Be Eaten Most Successfully If You Inhale It Like A Vaccum Cleaner.
If You Combine Wine & Dinner The New Word Is WINNER.
Funny Food Quotes Images
Tell Me What You Eat, And I Will Tell You What You Are.
Salt Is Born Of The Purest Of Parents: The Sun And The Sea.
Your Diet Is A Bank Account. Good Food Choices Are Good Investments.
Strength Is The Capacity To Break The Chocolate Bar Into Four Pieces With Your Bare Hands – And Then Eat Just One Of The Pieces.
Life Is A Nacho. It Can Be Yummy-crunchy Or Squishy-yucky. It Just Depends On How Long It Takes For You To Start Eating It.
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