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Live Today Like You’re Getting Fried Tomorrow – CHICKEN
My Cooking Is Fabulous! Even The Smoke Alarm Cheers Me On…
Pilates? I Thought You Said Pie + Lattes
Stressed Spelled Backwards Is Desserts.
I Can’t Sleep Good When I Know The Food Is Feeling Cold In The Fridge.
An Apron Is Just A Cape On Backwards…
My Life Is A Constant Battle Between My Love For Food And Not Wanting To Get Fat.
Today’s Menu – Eat It Or Starve.
I Cook As Good As I Look
Good Food = Good Mood
I Follow My Heart And It Led Me Into The Fridge.
I Won’t Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
I Like Hashtags Because They Look Like Waffles.
I Don’t Eat Snails. I Prefer Fast Foods.
If We’re Not Meant To Have Midnight Snacks, Why Is There A Light In The Fridge?
We Speak FOOD Language.
You Fast Food Can Be Your Last Food.
I’m Not Overweight. I’m Just 9 Inches Too Short.
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