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Funny Cheese Puns
This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
I’m so sorry that you are feeling a little bleu.
I hope you’re having a gouda day.
The comedian apologized to the audience because his lines were cheesy.
I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.
If that pun wasn’t funny enough then tough cheese.
You make me melt.
I know a retired cheese who gave up the daily rind.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie
A cheese got sliced into a million pieces, that’s grate.
I’m mature for my age.
The only cheese that can fly are curds of prey.
You’re lookin’ so gouda today.
The saddest of all the cheeses is the blue cheese.
I would be so provolone without you.
I reached for the plate of food thinking it was mine until my sister yelled nacho cheese.
You feta believe I love being your friend.
The cheese was able to score a date with the instructor because he told her she was looking extra-sharp today.
Let brie friends forever.
The little cheese went to the doctor because he was feeling cheesy, but the doctor told him everything checked out grate.
That’s what cheese said.
A severe tornado destroyed that French cheese factory and all that was left was de Brie.
Have a grate day.
The Welsh eat their cheese Caerphilly.
To brie, or not to brie.
Good Cheese Puns
Hoping today is as nice as can brie.
All the cheese had to do to coax a bear from a tree was to yell come-on-bear!
Have a hole lot of fun.
I was fired from working at the factory because I got an addiction to Cheddar cheese even though its only mild.
My favorite kind of music is R&Brie
The cheese king used a moat-Zarella to surrounds his medieval castle.
Hey, you’re looking sharp.
The other day this lady threatened to throw tomatoes, dough, and cheese at me, so I said “You wanna pizza me?”
Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.
The only cheese made backwards is edam.
Cheesin’ real hard.
The little cheese did not want to get sliced because he felt he had grater plans.
Having a mozzarhella good day.
How dairy that guy throw his cheese at me.
Hey, that’s nacho cheese.
We brie-long together.
On the floor of the mozzarella forest, you will find plenty of cheese sticks.
The dinosaur that was made from cheese was called Gorgonzilla!
Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.
When my dad asked me which type of cheese I wanted on my sandwich, I told him I havarti made a decision.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.
The expression about old cheese soldier that never dye is true.
This is the cheesiest caption I could find.
Back in the day, I would eat cheese and steak with my eggs, but today it is all ova now.
Best Cheese Puns
Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
When I was making mac and cheese I forgot to use the colander so my wife gave me a restraining order.
Be grateful for every day.
When my little brother took my cheese I yelled at him to leave my prov-alone.
Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind. Up in here. Up in here.
That cheese diet should be able to help you to cheddar a few pounds.
My kitten ate some Swiss cheese and waited for the mouse with baited breath.
I’ll stop the world, and melt with you.
Did you know that the only way to get a mouse to smile is to simply say cheese.
The saddest cheese of all the cheeses is the blue cheese.
That cheese and stone were fighting and the cheese was definitely winning, but suddenly the Roquefort back.
Just dancing around, and listening to Taylor Swiss.
The cheese found that by staring in the mirror and saying “looking gouda”, they could be more confident during the day.
Loving you is cheesy.
The reason why Swiss cheese is considered the holiest of all cheeses is because it is the holiest.
Hugs and cheeses.
It is recommended you always keep your eyes on that cheese because it could be up to no Gouda.
How can you be blue when there’s cheese around?
Mice who have a lot of money enjoy staying at the Stilton hotel.
Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.
A flying cheese is often referred to as curds of prey.
Up to no gouda.
If you ask a pirate what is their favorite type of cheese, they will gladly tell you that it is chedd-AARRR!
Bad Cheese Puns
The beaver has a strong connection with e-dam cheese.
The clown was asked to leave the cheese circus because he was unable to get his Stilt-on.
The girl was so vegan that when having her school picture taken she refused to say cheese.
When that large tornado destroyed the French cheese factory, the only thing that was left behind was de Brie.
I wheely like you.
The only cheese that works getting a bear down from a large tree is come-on-bear!
Marscapone is the best cheese to hide your horse behind.
The cannibal admitted that his favorite type of cheese was limb-burger.
Age doesn’t really matter unless you happen to be a cheese.
In queso emergency, eat cheese.
The cheese couple had to separate because she felt she was cheddar off without him.
The man brought Most cheese are big fans of the R&Brie music.large bags of chips to the party in queso emergency.
Most cheese are big fans of the R&Brie music.
You can not go to a cheese Halloween party with doing the Muenster Mash!
Have you accepted cheeses into your life?
After the blind man was handed a cheese grater he replied how it was the most violent book that he had ever read in his life.
The cheese was asked to leave the bar because the bartender said they didn’t serve your rind here.
The only thing that you can do with a cheesy credit card is to go on a huge shopping brie.
At the last Olympics, the cheese had to withdraw from the races because it collapsed at the final curdle.
I can feel it coming in Gruyere tonight.
Cheddar hates to party with crackers because eventually someone cuts the cheese.
If you think that the cheese is lying to you, think twice because it just might be too Gouda to be true.
These cheese salesman told the store manager that their cheese may be Gouda, but he is Feta!
The Cheese Bible begins with the story of Edam and Eve.
Never invite cheese to a food eating contest because they will tell you to brie it on.
The farmer left his goat at the cottage. Cheez it!
The old cheese never got married because he had this cheezy sense of humor.
Would you brie mine?
The only reason that the cheese went to the art exhibit was that it was cultured.
I know this would sound a bit cheesy, but you are so grate!
Cheezus Christ! You have just saved my life!
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